Scary Cat Email
I have found that cat people have a fabulous sense of humor. I cannot tell you how many funny feline jokes I receive in my email box each day. The good news is every one seems to trump the next one, and keeps me happily in stitches, giggling aloud.
My two highly intelligent Oriental Shorthair cats generally are perched on the desk next to me while I am reading my mail every morning. They often gaze at me quizzically, wondering what in the world has gotten their "fur-mom" to behave in such a strange manner.
Let me tell you that I have even attempted reading the jokes to them aloud, but their general reaction is to just yawn in my face, beating a hasty retreat to the nearest blanket or kitty -bed that I have liberally provided for them in my office. Every once in awhile, however, Hubble, my white cat, shows great interest in watching some of the more hilarious kitty videos I receive. I swear he has a smile on his face as he paws at the screen attempting to invite the featured feline to play with him. I purrsonally think this has to be frustrating for him, but who am I to stop him from trying.
The other morning, however, I was a little alarmed when I received an email from a friend. The subject line was “I can't respond to any emails today." I hesitated to open it, worried that something serious might be challenging her. I “bit the bullet”, took a big sip of coffee, held my breath and opened it.
The text read, "Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing."
For a moment, I was a bit startled and began to think of reasons, which might be causing her problem, and what I could do to provide a solution. I thought about calling my computer guru, but he gets cranky if I awaken him too early. Then I closed my eyes and meditated on the issue for a few moments. I repeated my Mantra to myself several times.
I have to tell you I was so relieved when I saw the photograph, which was attached to the email. It was indeed difficult to laugh aloud with all the egg on my face! She sure "got me!"

Of course, I learned that one must thoroughly read all email before jumping to conclusions. Hubble, my white cat just shook his head, glaring at me as he departed for more interesting activities, as I tried to gain my composure.
I mean, what would you think if you received an email with that subject line? Would you also jump to a hasty conclusion? Leave a comment but please do not pick on me!
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Comments (6)
Mrs Mom August 16, 2008 8:02 AM
Oh geeze Jo that is just tooooo cute!!
No way could I pick on you!
That little kitty just looks ooooohhhh soo comfy on the keyboard...lol.... Entirely too comfy!
Kathy Kvarda August 16, 2008 8:06 AM
I just love it!
Thanks for sharing.
Kathy
Donna August 16, 2008 8:53 AM
I have to admit, Jo, I would have fallen for it too, but what an adorable kitten!
Donna
Skylark August 16, 2008 9:12 AM
I think this little kitty is SO precious! I just can't figure out how they got him to sleep on the keyboard...did they pick him up while he was asleep and actually put him on there? Or did he really fall asleep on the keyboard? Anyway, it certainly is an "awwwww" moment.
Vicki August 16, 2008 9:58 AM
Well this photo put a big smile on my face too. What a priceless pose. As I sometimes spend way too much time trying to get a good picture of some of my animals, I often wonder how lucky it must be to get a shot like this.
Mary August 16, 2008 11:12 AM
Oriental Shorthairs and Siamese are near and dear to my heart. My last one died a few years ago. This past January I adopted a sweet brown classic tabby and white DSH from the local pound. Zoe tested negative for the important things and I took her home.
I intended to get an oriental fairly soon, but the timing wasn't right. I stored that intention in the back of my mind. Someday...
I have been cat sitting for a dear friend for the past week. She has four Orientals that know me well. They are amazing cats that already love me dearly, and I love them.
I realized just how much I missed that type of personality in my life. I spent more time with them this week, rebonding with them, showering them with the love and attention they demanded.
Zoe is extremely sweet and quiet and I adore her. But I missed the intelligence and talkative nature of the Oriental type breeds.
Today I am visiting a breeder who lives not too far away. When I showed cats years ago, she and I had the same mentor. We agreed I would visit her babies today. I am not certain if I will be bringing one home, but I am bringing a carrier.
This is a stretch of staying on topic.
Thanks!
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