UFOs: Unidentified Feline Objects?

I live in N. Texas and several dozen witnesses said they watched weird lights in the sky near Stephenville, long about dusk on January 8. One of the sightings even reported that the funny lights were chased by military jets. But the military officials denied over and over again that they had any planes in the vicinity on that night.

Low and behold, on January 23 the military reversed itself. Now they say a “mistake” was made and that yep, yessirree-bob, they had a training event going on that night at the time and in the air-space in question.

It was an internal communications error. Hmnnn.

According to some very off-the-record sources, there’s a perfectly good reason the cat’s got their tongue. A secret clowder of space-alien kittens let their laser toy get away from them (bad-bad-kitties!). In fact, I managed to get a picture of one before he scampered off.

All kidding aside, humans have such a difficult time communicating properly with each other, we shouldn’t be surprised that cat-to-human interaction sometimes gets mixed up. If understanding your cat frustrates you, just imagine how she feels? Remember that a cat’s sense of smell, sight, and hearing are so different from ours, that the cat may as well be from another planet.