Mulligan’s Stew

“Wait a second. I heard you say “walk”, right?” “Have you looked outside lately? Dude, it’s snowing out there. That cold wet stuff. I don’t care how the “other dogs” act – I just don’t like getting wet. I’ll stay in here where’s it’s cozy, thanks.” “Are you serious? You’re really making me do this? My pitiful look isn’t working!?” “Make it stop.”