Easy CSI for Beginners

We recently took the walls of our deep red family room to a bright cantaloupe orange. We bought some chocolate brown furniture to balance the “it looks like the light is on even when it’s not” brightness of the walls. After years of dealing with canine -stained pale sage couches, I was excited because I thought that the dark brown couches would hide a multitude of sins. Not even close. Every stray hair, clothing fiber and speck of dust shows up like a neon sign that highlights my housekeeping shortcomings. And now I have the irrefutable proof that given a chance, Zeke sleeps on the couch: Not. Cool.